Where: Burn Nightclub 16 Wallls Ave, Stamfordhil Cost: R40 KIDOFDOOM HAEZER Tweet This!

Because there’s nowhere else worth being marginally hungover on a Friday for Where: Kitcheners Carvery Bar (at the Milner Park Hotel) Corner of Juta and De Beer, Braamfontein Cost: 20 bucks. Free before 9, but probably no music till then. Feat: HEY LETS GO THE KLASSIKIST teamuncool Tweet This!

Where: The Assembly, 61 Harrington Street, Cape Town On Friday 12th June The Assembly will unveil our new space within a space, “the annex”. This new room will bring a fresh and exciting intimate area to The Assembly. Affectionately dubbed “the annex” this new space will allow The Assembly a number of exciting new opportunities [...]

Where: Tings an Times 1065 Arcadia Street, Hatfield Cost: R30 Kidofdoom Yesterday’s Pupil HAEZER (CT) Tweet This!

Where: Back2Basix Cost: Before 5pm: Robots R10, Humans R20… After 5pm: Robots R25, Humans R50 Be a cog in the machine that will be Joburg’s first taste of robot revolution! 101101 Starting at 3 PM, Back 2 Basix will become a home to all cyborgs, mechs and robo-rockers! 001011 Expect the city’s finest indiediscobeeppopcore DJs [...]

Where: The Woods, 66 Carr Street, Newtown, Johannesburg Cost: R50 BIG SPECIAL PARTY PARTY BASSY ELECTRO HOUSE TECH DISCO FOR YOUR HIPS AND THIGHS !DIRTY!DIRTY! HAS MOVED HOUSE TO THE WOODS IN NEWTOWN FOR THE NEXT PARTY. SAME FUN. MORE BALOONS AND CONFETTI. BETTER SOUND. BETTER BAR. IN CELEBRATION OF CIVIL LIBERTY AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, [...]

Where: Willowvale Hotel, Corner of Albert Dlomo (ex-Willowvale) and Umbilo Roads, Durban Cost: R40 NONONO!!! number 14 brings you… DJ LAPSE Having reworked tracks by AC/DC, M.I.A, Empire Of The Sun, Bloc Party, Ladyhawke and the one and only Playdoe, Lapse has found international acclaim across the blogosphere and on dancefloors far and wide with [...]

Where: The Woods, 66 Carr Street, Newtown, Johannesburg Cost: Free The Woods Presents: The Recession Session♥ Free Party With Bang Bang (Cape Town, bru) Blacksheep (Mlu & Matt Suttner) Jon S (Pimp Squad) Free entry if you look like you need it… ripped jeans | smudged makeup | cheap sunglasses | trucker hats | whorish [...]

Where: Kitcheners Carvery (at the Milner Park Hotel), Corner of Juta and De Beer, Braamfontein We’ve found a new venue in Braamfontein so we’re throwing a party to see what will happen… A block from tiltt.co.za headquarters, it’s the second oldest pub in Jo’burg. Lord Kitchener used to hang out there. Some say he still [...]

Where: Mystic Boer, 3 Victoria Street, Stellenbosch Come check out HAEZER! It will be awesome! Facebook event here! Tweet This!

Where: Tings an Times, 1065 Arcadia Street, Pretoria “Golden Shongalolo Attacks Pretoria!!!” grab your panga boss… its gonna be a dirty night… MTKIDU, JACOB ISRAEL and MR KNOWBODY LIVE!!! Facebook even has it here! Tweet This!

Where: Truth, Nightclub, Old Pretoria Rd, Midrand Cost: R100.00 / R150.00 incl Electric Circus Vol.1 mixed by Pimp Squad The Electric Circus party posse treat you to their 4th crazy installment of Hedonistic Madness, Unhinged Revelry & Savage Audio! Launch Party for: ELECTRIC CIRCUS VOL. 1 mixed by PIMP SQUAD ELECTRIC CIRCUS “Get Down! Let [...]

Where: The Woods, 66 Carr Street, Newtown, Johannesburg SP@CE Productions Presents: Urban Space in the Woods Bringing Minimal To The Masses DJ’s: Jimmy Chronic Nick Lumb Warren Lissack Mr Fox Wilson Fury R.O.A.R Dress Code: Make an effort! Buy 1 get 1 Free before 22h00 Check out the Facebook event here for more! [ad#et-page] Tweet [...]

Where: The Woods, 66 Carr Street, Newtown Cost: R30 New style of party with dynamic music, amazing energy, cold beers and enough space to do the Robo Boogie. DJ’s: Blacksheep The Beat R.O.A.R Dress Code: Make an effort! No Jock Attire, No Popped Collars. Check out the Facebook group here for more details! [ad#et-page] Tweet [...]